Well, this shirt is bound to give you a RISE in your LEVI'S! This shirt is absolutely hillarious, it's an actual advertisement clipped from the back pages of an old nudie mag! It features a photo of the apparatus, in throbbing detail mind you, surrounded by informative text describing its "special" features! When you wear this shirt out in public you'll get all kinds of highly entertaining reactions! People ask me, "have you ever used one?" in which I reply "Nope, I never needed too. Lets just say when I was in the locker room in High School my nickname was "Tripod"!" Yes I know the answer I give might sound a bit "cocky" but it always gets laughs and has even gotten me a couple of dates! It's pure pumped

phallus phun! This shirt would make a great "gag" gift for anyone, especially for Howard Stern! And for you girls out there, send one of these tees to your ex-boyfriend, you know the jerk that is dating your ex-best friend, and give his "inflated" ego a blow! And for you gals out there on the hunt for a real man, wear this to your favorite nightclub and let the fellas know right up front that your lookin' for some serious balony pony- not a vienna cocktail wiener!