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             This one's for the ladies (or for the styling tattooed 
              gay - ooops I mean - guy who is in touch with his feminine side!). 
              Not the tea-totalling, Church going, Beenie Baby collecting type 
              but for YOU, a bad ass tattooed bitch who takes no shit! Yeah, you're 
              the kind of girl who LOVES ink and uses her own mind to think! The 
              kind of gal who drinks beer from a can and laughs out loud when 
              she rips a fart in public. You'll kick all of the Spice Girls asses, 
              turn Brittney Spears into your personal toilet slave, and bitch-slap 
              Ricky Martin into submission and make him perform oral favors on 
              your "love taco" until his friggin' tongue goes numb! 
             
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