Howdy Ya'll! I wuz hangin' out in in my double wide trailer (ya know the one with the old car parts and furniture in the yard), at the Robert E. Lee Memorial Trailor Park, smokin' a Marlboro, drinkin' a BUD and gettin' blown by my sister/girlfriend Lorretta (it's awesome, she gots no front teeth and one of her back molars is rotten and so corroded with bacteria it literally fizzes with infection which makes my wiener and ballsack tingle! Oooops I'm kind of gettin' off the subject ain't I!). As I was lying back on my beer soaked, flea infested couch I gazed around my trailer - old sheets hanging over the windows for curtains, the black velvet painting of dogs playin' poker, and the

huge Rebel Flag covering up a large hole in the wall.I sniffed the stale air smelled the intoxicating odors of spilled bong water and stale urine that is collected in old beer bottles around the couch (hey sometimes its just more convenient to piss in bottles than it is to get up and

use the kitchen sink!). As lil' Lorretta slurped on and I absorbed in my surroundings then dawned on me- I'm White Trash! Not just average White Trash, but 100% pure White Trash- Rude, Crude and Tattooed (I just got this bad ass Tazmanian Devil tattoo to cover up my cousin/ex-wife's name!). Hell yea, I'm a sister fuckin' (Pappy teached her good!), Jerry Springer watchin', trash-talkin', crab itchin trailer dwellin' dirtball and proud of it! I wanted to wear my lifestyle as a badge of honor so I created this T-shirt for me and all of my other fellow trailer dwellers livin' the backwoods American dream! It consists of a Government Grade A stamp plastered across the front stating loud and proud that yer 100% White Trash-Rude, Crude, and Tattooed! Its printed in bright white ink on a on a dirtball black T-Shirt. I decided to print this design on a black shirt, because like all true White Trash, I never wash my clothes and the black shirts tends to hide all the shit I spill on it! So fellow scumbags and sister surfers of the trailer parks of the World rise up and show your allegance to yer lifestyle and yer kin- wear this shirt as a badge of pride and honor!