He tangoed in Paris

Bribed his way into Mexico

Yodeled in the Venezuelan Andes

Soloed in Carnegie Hall

Swam with deadly sea turtles in Costa Rica

Partied with a Colombian transsexual gogo dancer and an Italian lingerie salesman in a train on his way to Wein

Got rubbed-down by an 80 year old hashish junkie wearing only a beanie and speedo in a 900 year old Moroccan bathhouse

Did a tour of duty in 'Nam

Explored Vulcan (Canada, that is)

Shopped duty free in Colombia

Ate the best gnocchis of his life in Buenos Aires

Skinny-dipped with fashion models in Taiwan

Hustled pool in Zurich

Discovered undersea treasure in the Philippines

Witnessed bizarre sex acts in Bangkok

Bought a BENZ in Germany and drove it on the Autobahn

Had his body greased-down with chicken innards during a Cuban Santeria ritual to dispel the death curse of an old girlfriend

And most recently -- crashed the Communist Party's party in Beijing!

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