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                                I'm 
                                standing in the pouring rain at the corner of 
                                Hudson and Morton Streets in the West Village 
                                with my umbrella awkwardly tucked under my left 
                                arm, Wednesdays New York Times, folded in 
                                fourths in one hand with the mornings crossword 
                                puzzle face-up and a blue pen in my right. I am 
                                late for work but I dont care. I cracked 
                                the theme of the puzzle several minutes before 
                                on the train and unlike my usual routine, I am 
                                unable to put it away for the duration of my 10-minute 
                                walk to work. I am determined to finish it right 
                                then and there, pouring rain and tardiness be 
                                damned.  
                              Its 
                                late spring 1994, Im 22 years old and en 
                                route to what was then my first job. I had only 
                                started doing puzzles two years ago in college 
                                and was giddy about the prospect of completing 
                                a mid-week puzzle. [Note: The New York Times 
                                Crossword Puzzle gets progressively harder each 
                                day after Monday, with Saturday being the hardest.] 
                                Still ensconced in that collegiate slacker mentality, 
                                I had yet to shake hands with the real workaday 
                                world. Hence, my priorities: puzzle first, work 
                                second.  
                              Soon 
                                I sense a pair of eyes burning through the back 
                                of my paper. I look up and see a petite older 
                                woman in a nylon tracksuit with her tiny pert 
                                dog on a leash, staring at me. The woman is smiling. 
                                I smile back and shrug. "Hey, sometimes you 
                                gotta do what you gotta do," I say. She laughs, 
                                making her way over to me.  
                              Trying 
                                to step in close to me, in spite of the distance 
                                imposed by our two umbrellas, she peers over my 
                                shoulder and says, "Oh, youre doing 
                                a good job. Youve got them all right so 
                                far."  
                              "Thanks," 
                                I reply. "Im pretty psyched that I 
                                figured out the theme, actually. Now its 
                                just a matter of filling it all in." 
                              "Yeah. 
                                That is a nice feeling, isnt it?" 
                              I 
                                continue to fill in more squares when she says, 
                                "You know, Im wondering, being that 
                                youre a twentysomething and all, Id 
                                love to know what you think of the Timess 
                                new editor, Will Shortz?"  
                              With 
                                all the enthusiasm my body could muster that raw, 
                                chilly spring morning, I look up and say, "Will 
                                Shortz? Hes amazing! Hes the Tina 
                                Brown of crossword puzzles! He bulldozed his way 
                                in there and has made The New York Times Crossword 
                                Puzzle accessible to a lot more people. Younger 
                                people especially."  
                              What 
                                I was referring to was Shortzs introduction 
                                of two milestone features, the first being clues 
                                that refer to popular culture, including brand 
                                names. I loved it! My father, a master puzzler 
                                with several decades experience, was now calling 
                                me for answers. He once called me to ask who Fred 
                                Flintstones best friend was and which band 
                                sings "Losing My Religion." I would 
                                give him hints until he figured it out. He always 
                                made me sweat it out when I asked for help, so 
                                why shouldnt I return the favor?  
                              Shortzs 
                                other introduction was a great coup to all those 
                                puzzle constructors who had, until then, remained 
                                anonymous. Thanks to Will Shortz, cruciverbalists 
                                bylines began to appear on the bottom left-hand 
                                side of every grid, an addition that was appreciated 
                                by constructors and solvers alike.  
                              Tina 
                                Brown, who had taken over The New Yorker less 
                                than two years prior, had introduced a few things 
                                to the legendary literary magazine that ruffled 
                                many feathers, but perfectly preened mine. Akin 
                                to The New York Times objective, Tinas 
                                mission was to make The New Yorker appeal to a 
                                younger, hipper audience. Tina had her detractors, 
                                as the one-person buzz factory always will, but 
                                she unequivocally upped the ante at The New Yorker 
                                by including bylines in the "Talk of the 
                                Town" section and inserting provocative subheads 
                                to better draw peopletwentysomethings with 
                                short attention spansin. It worked for me. 
                                I was much more interested in reading The New 
                                Yorker than I had been pre-Tina when I read it 
                                mostly for the cartoons.  
                              The 
                                woman smiles again and says, "Wonderful! 
                                Great to hear. Im sure Will will love to 
                                hear that."  
                              My 
                                jaw drops and my eyes bulge.  
                              "You 
                                know Will Shortz?" I ask.  
                              "Yeah, 
                                sure. Im a puzzle constructor myself. I 
                                also wrote a book about him. Hes a good 
                                friend of mine." 
                              I 
                                lunge for her arm and say, "You must introduce 
                                me to him. I mean, Im a huge fan of his. 
                                Huge!" 
                              She 
                                laughs at my effusive request. After a moment 
                                of silence she looks at me and says, "Actually, 
                                Im having a cocktail party next Thursday 
                                and Will will be there. Would you like to come?" 
                              "Absolutely! 
                                Tell me when and where and Ill be there." 
                                 
                              She 
                                introduces herself as Helene Hovanec and takes 
                                down my number. I make sure to take her number 
                                too to deflect any potential blow-offs or negligence 
                                on her part. After she tells me about her two 
                                nice Jewish sons, one of whom, she points out, 
                                is single, I calculate that shes probably 
                                my mothers age. We say goodbye and I hurry 
                                the rest of the way to work.  
                              The 
                                next day Helene calls and gives me her address, 
                                which not surprisingly, was right around the corner 
                                from where we met. She informs me the party starts 
                                at 7:00 and that she hopes to see me there. "Cant 
                                wait," I say.  
                              Thursday 
                                morning of the following week I dress for work 
                                with extra care. So, I thought, what does one 
                                wear to meet the Crossword Puzzle Editor of The 
                                New York Times? A little black dress? Nah, too 
                                sexy. Jeans and a T-shirt? Uh-uh. Too informal, 
                                plus it hints of disrespect. Hmm. Something casual 
                                yet funky, but not too over the top. I settle 
                                on an olive suede tank top I bought at a flea 
                                market in New Zealand, a long flowy white skirt 
                                and a pair of open-toe sandals with a mini-wedge 
                                heel. I look at my clock and think, Cool, only 
                                11 more hours till I meet the Puzzle Master himself. 
                              Lest 
                                you are unaware, earning the title of New York 
                                Times crossword puzzle editor is no easy feat. 
                                You pretty much have to wait for the reigning 
                                one to die. Prior to Will Shortz there were only 
                                three other editors in the puzzles 51-year 
                                history. The first one was Margaret Farrar who 
                                started editing the puzzles by default. She was 
                                an executive secretary to one of the honchos at 
                                The New York Times and noticed that there was 
                                no formal editing process for the puzzles before 
                                they went to press. So without being asked, Ms. 
                                Farrar took on the additional task of filling 
                                them out to check for any inconsistencies or errors. 
                                 
                              In 
                                1969, more than a quarter-century later, Ms. Farrar 
                                left to edit The Los Angeles Timess puzzle 
                                and Will Weng took over her editorship. Having 
                                been born in 1971, I had never done one of Will 
                                Wengs puzzles during his nine-year tenure, 
                                although I have heard that Weng had a wry wit 
                                and his puzzles were void of references to popular 
                                culture. When Weng died in 1977, editor number 
                                three, Eugene T. Maleska, stepped up to the plate. 
                                Anyone who has done a Maleska puzzle knows how 
                                esoteric they were. He loved to infuse them with 
                                uncommon Latin words and phrases  i.e., 
                                they were ball busters. They left my palms perpetually 
                                sweaty and my teeth gnawing on pen caps. According 
                                to the Times website, Maleska was "a 
                                poet, educator, Latin expert and opera buff." 
                                Although Ive never wished any dead person 
                                ill, I was pretty glad to have him out of the 
                                editing throne and hoped I would take more kindly 
                                to his successor.  
                              The 
                                person responsible for finding Maleskas 
                                replacement was Jack Rosenthal, the then editor-in-chief 
                                of The New York Times Magazine. And in making 
                                this decision, he set forth one criterion that 
                                was new to the position. He wanted someone who 
                                could connect with a younger generation. The search 
                                lasted two and a half months. For the millions 
                                of obsessed puzzlers across the land, those 10 
                                weeks were fraught with fear and excitement. Who 
                                would it be? Would he make any profound changes 
                                to the current format? Would he be harder or easier 
                                than Maleska? Would he be a she? On November 21, 
                                1993, the baton was handed over to Will Shortz, 
                                the editor of GAMES Magazine for more than 10 
                                years.  
                              Mr. 
                                Shortz had been on the job for less than a year 
                                when I came to meet Ms. Hovanec on the corner 
                                of Hudson and Morton. And in that short, soggy 
                                exchange, I was somehow dubbed the voice of my 
                                generation, an important responsibility that I 
                                wasnt about to take lightly. 
                              I 
                                show up at her spanking-new high-rise on Hudson 
                                Street. It was a medium-size red brick high-rise 
                                with gleaming windows trimmed in forest green. 
                                After her doorman buzzes me up, I ring Helens 
                                doorbell and am greeted with a big hug and kiss. 
                                The first thing I notice is that Im overdressed. 
                                Helene is wearing shorts and a casual short-sleeved 
                                blouse. Theres another couple in their late 
                                30s, early 40s, on the couch wearing shorts, T-shirts 
                                and walking sandals. And then theres Will 
                                in a short-sleeved button-down shirt, khakis and 
                                brown oxfords. And thats it. No one else. 
                                 
                               
                                "How many more people are you expecting," 
                                I ask. 
                              "This 
                                is it," Helene says clapping her hands together 
                                to indicate finality. 
                              "Cocktail 
                                party?" I think to myself. Is this what I 
                                have to look forward to as an adult? To me, this 
                                feels like having a few friends over to watch 
                                Seinfeld and order-in Chinese.  
                              I 
                                settle in and Helene introduces me to Will and 
                                the other couple, a husband and wife from the 
                                Netherlands, who, apparently, were the crossword 
                                puzzle editors of Hollands largest 
                                newspaper. I didnt know what to make of 
                                it except that the puzzle community sure seemed 
                                tight-knit. I had never seen a picture of Will 
                                and didnt really know what to expect. I 
                                guess you could say that hes probably how 
                                youd picture a man who makes his living 
                                creating and editing crossword puzzles. He isnt 
                                particularly handsome, but hes not ugly 
                                either. He has straight brown hair parted a bit 
                                to the side and a thick brown mustache. He is 
                                somewhat fair-skinned with brown eyes. His look 
                                is that of a geek who could care less that hes 
                                characterized that way, as hes too busy 
                                being the master of his ownif peculiardomain. 
                              Will 
                                is fairly enthusiastic about having a young person 
                                there to tell him how hes faring with Generation 
                                X. Excitedly I tell him how my father calls me 
                                now for puzzle advice and how much I love that 
                                role reversal. I tell him that I can now get through 
                                Mondays and Tuesdays puzzles, but 
                                that Wednesdays and beyond are still a challenge. 
                                I tell him I like his puzzles a hundred times 
                                more than Maleskas. 
                              Eventually 
                                we get deep into conversation about puzzles and 
                                words. Puns and anagrams start flying about the 
                                room, each of us trying to outwit the one who 
                                quipped before. I want to appear clever to impress 
                                this room of puzzle aficionados, but too many 
                                letter combinations are ricocheting about my brain 
                                and I cant seem to grab hold of any of them. 
                                Suddenly, Will picks up a cocktail napkin and 
                                starts writing.  
                              "What 
                                are you doing," I ask. 
                              He 
                                just smiles and keeps writing.  
                              I 
                                pick it up and it reads: T. Eliot, top bard, notes 
                                putrid tang emanating. Is sad. Id assign 
                                it a name: gnat-dirt upset on drab pot toilet. 
                              "The 
                                worlds longest palindrome," says Will. 
                                 
                                Its worth mentioning that Will scribbles 
                                this completely from memory. Before I have a chance 
                                to bask in his nerdy, wordy brilliance, he picks 
                                up the pen and begins writing again. 
                              This 
                                time he writes "Pneumonoultramicroscopisilikovolcanocoriosis," 
                                the longest word in the English language. Again, 
                                by rote. "It means miners black lung 
                                disease," Will says. And 
                                then, with a chuckle, he tells me that there are 
                                some words in existence that well never 
                                have any use for, like, "ucalegon," 
                                which refers to the first person seen after a 
                                house is on fire.  
                              I 
                                am wowed. In every way possible I am in awe of 
                                his easy brilliance, his passion for language, 
                                his encyclopedic knowledge of, well, just about 
                                everything. I too love words and the manipulation 
                                of them, and there I am sitting next toconversing 
                                with!one of the worlds masters.  
                              Helene 
                                announces that dinner is ready and we all head 
                                over to her round kitchen table.  
                              "I 
                                hope you dont mind," she says, "but 
                                were using paper plates." 
                              Next 
                                thing I know she puts a big bowl of ziti mixed 
                                with red tomato sauce in the middle of the table. 
                                "Dig in," she says.  
                              I 
                                certainly learned a lot of new words that day. 
                                But I also learned a definition for a word I thought 
                                I already knew: cocktail party. 
                                
                                
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