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                                 While 
                                everyone is up in arms about the Enron debacle, 
                                many Americans are having trouble understanding 
                                the complicated details of what happened. Therefore, 
                                as a service to the "layperson", I am 
                                going to explain the Enron situation as a sports 
                                metaphor. I like sports a lot, and I find that 
                                using sports terms to represent other things helps 
                                make things easier to understand. I hope this 
                                clears things up. 
                              Okay, 
                                lets say Enron is the New York Yankees
 
                              So 
                                the New York Yankees started in Houston from the 
                                merger of two pipeline companies in 1985. It quickly 
                                become a profitable company, however, as competition 
                                grew, the Yankees started to get into other areas 
                                of business, including energy trading, broadband, 
                                metals, and steel, as well as advertising time 
                                and space. There were various problems with some 
                                of the Yankees foreign projects, like its 
                                1998 investment in a British waterservices business, 
                                and its 65% stake in the $3 billion Dabhol power 
                                plant in India. Financial problems arose, so the 
                                Yankees hired Andrew Fastow, a financial Wizard 
                                at leveraged buyouts, who along with former CEO 
                                Jeffrey Skilling allegedly created partnerships 
                                with names like Jedi and Chewco, where The Yankees 
                                debt was hidden. Liquidity was also an issue since 
                                much of the money that changed hands among companies 
                                and employees was in stock options rather than 
                                hard currency.   
                              Because 
                                of the murkiness of all these dealings, nobody 
                                outside of the Yankees knew that they were losing 
                                money, and brokers and business writers continued 
                                to recommend Yankees stock. As a result, 
                                the Yankees stock was up 87% in 2000. The 
                                company was rated sixth worldwide, and yet it 
                                was actually failing miserably. To compound matters, 
                                accountant Arthur Anderson, whose independence 
                                is questioned since it is employed by the Yankees 
                                and paid millions of dollars by the Yankees, never 
                                accounted for any of the debt that actually existed. 
                              In 
                                the midst of all this confusion, the Yankees top 
                                brass, namely Fastow, Skilling, and Lay, began 
                                to cash out on their stock options while they 
                                prevented employees from cashing out on their 
                                own retirement plans. Therefore, many of the Yankees 
                                employees in Houston and around the world could 
                                only sit by and watch as the 401k plans that they 
                                worked for years to establish lost all of their 
                                value. The Yankees finally declared bankruptcy 
                                in December, laid off many employees, and are 
                                now embroiled in numerous hearings in Congress 
                                and governmental regulatory bodies. With the exception 
                                of former CEO Jeffrey Skilling, most of the witnesses 
                                are "taking the Fifth" and not testifying. 
                                Now, the questions are, "Who among the Yankees 
                                knew what and when?" and "Will any of 
                                the Yankee top executives go to jail?", and 
                                "How can another Yankees be avoided?" 
                                
                                
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